sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

clrama:

*puts teeth between metaphor* its a cigarette

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah)

nicklugo:

Debate of the century
ruinedchildhood:

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"